Uniting for a future of treats, tricks, and tennis balls!


  • Ban the fake throwing of tennis balls
  • More pet-friendly establishments (especially ice cream parlors that don’t mop the floor)
  • Affordable birth control for all (spay and neuter programs)
  • Subsidize peanut butter production
  • Raise minimum compensation for tricks to two treats
  • Universal health care that includes unlimited ear and butt scratches (mental health)
  • Monthly home welfare checks to ensure adequate supply of Kongs and peanut butter

One nation, under tuna.


  • Legalize catnip
  • Consent before carry
  • Doubling meal times
  • Ban declawing
  • Bigger windows for more sun spots
  • More cat-friendly rentals (We’re actually very clean, uhh-thank you!)
  • Allow laying on computer keyboards
  • Limit all petting to what cats want and NO MORE!
  • Humans must join 3am zoomies

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