Uniting for a future of treats, tricks, and tennis balls!
Stances:
- Ban the fake throwing of tennis balls
- More pet-friendly establishments (especially ice cream parlors that don’t mop the floor)
- Affordable birth control for all (spay and neuter programs)
- Subsidize peanut butter production
- Raise minimum compensation for tricks to two treats
- Universal health care that includes unlimited ear and butt scratches (mental health)
- Monthly home welfare checks to ensure adequate supply of Kongs and peanut butter
One nation, under tuna.
Stances:
- Legalize catnip
- Consent before carry
- Doubling meal times
- Ban declawing
- Bigger windows for more sun spots
- More cat-friendly rentals (We’re actually very clean, uhh-thank you!)
- Allow laying on computer keyboards
- Limit all petting to what cats want and NO MORE!
- Humans must join 3am zoomies
Vote below and please consider donating!
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